official-deutschland:

when you don’t understand which fahrtrichtung you have to exit the train in because the zugführer nuschelt wie sau

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pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)